Triathlete Yes, Iron(wo)man Not

I have been training vigorously for a triathlon.  My times have improved, my distances have lengthened.  I can now complete a half tri!  Yes, that is great.  Yay for me.  Call me greedy but I want the whole thing.  I want to drag my blistered self across that finish line just to say, "I did it bitches!"  What does that mean?  That means I am crazy enough to touture myself continuously until I compete in September.  Don't you worry.  It's good for me.  When that day comes fans will be appreciated.  Maybe someday I will compete in an Ironman... ha! 

For those that don't know, an Ironman triathlon is twice the distance of a sprint triathlon: 2.4 mile swim, 112 mile bike, & 26.2 marathon run. A sprint distance triathlon like the one I will be in consists of a .9 mile swim, 24.5 mile bike, & 6.2 mile run.  Piece of cake.

I Just Wanna Be a Rockstar

Public service announcement: don't get bitten by a cat!! Really.  Long story but while trying to save a cat from the jaws of my curious puppy I was bitten multiple times.  Not that bad under normal circumstances but this dirty rodent infected my bones making two fingers on my left hand swell and lock out.  I tell you this because it has been 4 long weeks with minimal use of those fingers.  Therefore, I have not been able to practice my guitar.  Before my decision to revamp my life, I had countless opportunities to play, but didn't.  Now that I can't, I am kinda sad.  What have I learned?   Well, I have learned to be grateful for the small stuff, like fingers.  I should be back to normal in a few days and you bet I will be back to the grind.

Dance Dance Dud

Dancing... The lessons took off to a great start then my teacher quit.  No explanation, just disappeared.  I still intend to learn, though now I will likely need to go to a professional studio.  Depending on my options, I would prefer to do a hip hop or break dance class.  Oh yeah, I am excited.  It will end up better this way. It always does.

Dance Dance

I learned how to waltz yesterday, and polka. Kind of. My good friend and teacher said, "I had my moments". Basically, I failed to hold the rythmn and she is too kind to hurt my feelings ;  ) Nonetheless, I had a great time and I can't wait until our next lesson. Dancing is fun and I like to learn new things. From what I understand the next lesson involves ballet... We will see.

Triathlete

Last week I started training for a triathlon. At Lifetime Fitness (the gym I work at) I am coincidentally organizing an indoor tri for the members. It consists of a 30 minute cycle, 10 minute swim, and a 20 minute run. Performance is determined by distance covered in each leg. Essentially, you would sprint each leg. So far I have completed it three times as training for an actual full length tri. I plan to do it twice per week (in addition to strength training) for the next two weeks and then increase the time on each leg until I can complete a full length triathlon. Wish me speed.

Jump

This June I am going on vacation to Colorado where I will skydive for the first time. It seems that I might be the only one from the group that is willing but who cares. I am certain it will be a blast not soon forgotten. I plan to film the jump so I can share the full experience. Stay tuned...

Play Guitar Today!

It's official, I am serious. I bought a dvd called Play Guitar Today, and I did. I learned five short 3-6 note songs from the booklet and it sounded diappointing. Probably because I really want to play Pantera and I only know how to play Ode To Joy. Not to worry. It just took me 45 minutes to learn 6 notes and apply them. I am optimistic. I will be shredding in no time; at least if what Doug Boduch and Proline Publications promises holds true. At this pace I might be able to close the year singing and playing guitar in front of people, or at least person.

Rebirth

Today marks day 1 of my 365 day journey. I have started composing a list of things I have always wanted to do or learn. I will spend the next year attempting to do or learn these things in hopes that it will awaken my spirit, liberate my person, and make me feel alive again.

Some of these things I have always been embarrassed by, like singing in public. At least one day this year I WILL sing in public. Some of these things I have neglected to learn because of laziness, like playing my guitar. This year IT WILL become and extension of my hands, not just a means for collecting dust.  Some of these things I have never done because, frankly, I don't have the testicular foritude, like shaving my head. This year I WILL shave my head.

I will maintain regular posts so everyone can share my experiences. Please, feel free to comment or even make suggestions. If you feel like you have resources that may offer assistance, don't be shy. Finally, thank you for your support and encouragment.